Saturday, March 27, 2010

Cake vs. Pie - Down To The Sweet Sixteen (Pun Intended)



Sorry I've been a bit lax the past few days - been super, super busy!  Here's the latest scoop:

The Cake Conference saw Carrot triumphing over Black Forest, and Ice Cream beating the crap out of Spice.

In the Pie Conference, it was an incredibly close race between Cherry and French Silk, with French Silk just taking the win by a few votes.  Also, Cheesecake dominated over Brown Sugar (mostly because Cheesecake IS A CAKE, AND CAKE > PIE).

This round we now have Birthday Cake vs. Pound Cake, and Apple Pie vs. Pecan Pie.  While I believe Birthday is just going to walk all over Pound, I'm not quite sure who will come out on top among the pies.

Cast your votes!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Getting Shit Done And Gearing Up For PAX East

I am in such a haze today.  Lack of sleep will do that to you.  However, it's such a gorgeous day out that I can't help but be in a good mood, regardless of how little sleep I got last night.  I have the sliding door that leads to the porch wide open - it's so great to get some fresh air in here.  Maybe I'll bring a blanket and go sit out on the porch with a book a little later.  That actually sounds kind of awesome.

It's been a busy day so far! 
  • Trying to figure out the best health insurance for our buck (I needs my cray-cray pills!)
  • Switching to a new cable provider and upgrading to HD (finally - we've had an HDTV for like a year and a half already) and saying hello to HV-DVR and goodbye to Tivo (awww, no more boop-boops)
  • Getting the POS car in to the shop for repairs, inspection, oil change and whatnot...figuring out how to get it back while the hubby's at work (they were supposed to call me at 12:00pm - it's 2:00pm now!)
It may not seem like a lot, but all the waiting around and being unable to leave the house to do things is kinda driving me up the wall.  I have a few other errands I'd like to run, but I can't because I am still car-less.  Boo!


Ah, well.  At least tomorrow and this weekend will be super fun.  It's time for PAX East in Boston!  Woo!  From their FAQs, PAX East is:

...a three-day game festival for tabletop, videogame, and PC gamers.  We call it a festival because in addition to dedicated tournaments and freeplay areas we've got nerdcore concerts, panel discussions, and an exhibitor hall filled with booths displaying the latest from top game publishers and developers.  Even with all this amazing content the best part of PAX East is hanging out with other people who know their shit when it comes to games.

Awesomesauce.  Say it again with me.  Awe-some-sauce.

In addition to all the cool panels and games and swag, I am very excited to see the amazing Wil Wheaton (yes, that Wil Wheaton - Mr. Wesley Crusher of ST:TNG fame, among other things) deliver the keynote speech.  You may not know this, but he's actually an amazing writer with a great blog and a number of books under his belt, along with being a great speaker as well. 

I also can't wait for the nerdcore concerts!!  What is nerdcore??  I'm glad you asked!  From Wikipedia, nerdcore hip-hop is:

...is a sub-genre of hip hop music characterized by themes and subject matter considered to be of general interest to nerds, though it can appeal to others as well. Self-described nerdcore musician MC Frontalot coined the term in 2000 in the song "Nerdcore Hiphop". Frontalot, like most nerdcore artists, self-publishes his work and has released much of it for free online. As a niche genre, nerdcore generally holds to the DIY ethic, and has a history of self-publishing and self-production.[1]

Though nerdcore rappers rhyme about anything from politics to science fiction, there are some perennial favorites in nerdcore subject matter, including Star Wars, science, fantasy and computers.

Basically, it's some of the best shit ever.  Seriously.  If you are at all nerdy, and like hip-hop even a little bit, you will like it.  I mean, how can you not?  One of the most well known nerdcore rappers is MC Frontalot, who is incredibly talented.  His lyrics are incredibly clever, often funny, and always nerdy.  He has a really unique voice, and unique style to his rapping - he raps a bit slower in pace to many other rappers, and his flow is always changing along with the lyrics.

In fact, he has a very apropos song entitled "I Hate Your Blog".  Here are the lyrics.



Fantastic!  Tee hee.  Other awesome nerdcore rappers include MC Lars (one of the more popular nerdcore rappers), ytcracker (probably the best technical rapper of my favorites), and k.flay (an awesome chick rapper!).  I'll have to make another post one day that expands on these guys, because really, they're all so much fun to listen and rock out to that it would be crime not to get their music out there to more people.  Someone remind me to do this later.

In conclusion, huzzah for being a nerd and doing nerdy fun things!!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Jezebel and I Are Friends

Yesterday, Amanda Hess of Jezebel.com wrote Women’s Health Marketing Embraces Misogyny In The Name Of “Awareness”.  In this article, Hess makes exactly the sames points, only far more eloquently, as I do in my post Cervical Cancer Sure Does Smell Pretty...Wait, WTF?.

Great minds...

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Cake vs. Pie - Round 5



No surprises from last round - the chips fell as predicted, with Red Velvet's trimpuh over Coconut, and Key Lime kicking the crap out of Sweet Potato.  Boring!  Hopefully this next round will be more interesting.

In the Cake Conference, we now have Carrot going up against Black Forest.

In the Pie Conference, we have Cherry taking on French Silk.

Hmmm, some interesting choices here.  I'm honestly not sure how these are going to play out. 


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Update:  Cherry and French silk are neck-and-neck with only a 96 vote difference between them!!  Your votes DO count!!  Yes, I get excited by the little things in life.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dakota Skye - An Enjoyable Indie Flick



Lately I've been poring through Netflix searching for random movies to add to my Watch Instantly Queue, mostly searching for fun indie flicks and science fiction "B" movies.  Earlier this week I came across "Dakota Skye", which Netflix describes as follows:

Superpowers rarely come without a price, and for 17-year-old Dakota Skye (Eileen Boylan), the price is cynicism that stems from spotting the truth in every lie.  Disengaged, she watches life go by from the sidelines … until she meets the unfailingly honest Jonah (Ian Nelson).  Problem is, Jonah is her beau's best friend -- which leaves Dakota navigating the treacherous waters between friendship and romance in this well-crafted indie drama.

Sounds intriguing, right?  I was expecting it to be a bit fluffy, but it really wasn't.  It was quite serious, and quite good.  Since I didn't really have any cons about the movie, here are some of my non-spoilery pros:

1.  Good acting - could have gone either way given the actors are all playing high-school to college-aged kids, but they all play immature well without actually being immature
2.  Along these lines, the characters are all likeable, even when being annoying - it's easy to remember being that age and making stupid choices, so you end up identifying with them without even meaning to
3.  Cute story - although mostly predictable, there are one or two times where it can go either way on a plot line, which keeps things interesting even though you know how the movie is going to end
4.  The characters pose a few thought-provoking questions to one another that get you thinking outside of the movie
5.  The way in which they show Dakota's superpower throughout the movie is well done

The hubby also approved - as it turned it, it was a total date movie and perfect for the two of us.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cake vs. Pie - Round 4



No major surprises in the outcomes of Round 3.  The Cake Conference saw German Chocolate win easily over Funfetti (I think Funfetti was just too boring in comparison), and Wedding Cake's deliciousness beat out that of Pineapple Upside-Down.  In Pie, Pumpkin trounced its competition in Lemon Meringue, and Blueberry did the same with Rhubarb.  No upsets this week - pretty much went as I suspected it would.

This Round, we have Red Velvet vs. Coconut, and Key Lime vs. Sweet Potato.  I predict that both Red Velvet and Key Lime will take home the wins, but we shall see! 


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Cake vs. Pie - Round 3



Some surprising results from last week! 

In the Cake Conference, we had a very close call with Pound just taking the win from Angel Food, and Coffee wiping the floor with Bundt. 

In the Pie Conference, I was saddened to see Pecan kick Banana Cream's ass, but my spirits were lifted when Boston Cream* won over Peanut Butter. 

*Now, I'm curious about Boston Cream's inclusion in the Pie Conference.  Isn't it really more of a cake?  Even its Wikipedia entry says, "A Boston cream pie is a round cake that is split and filled with a custard or cream filling and frosted with chocolate.[1] Although it is called a Boston cream pie, it is in fact a cake, and not a pie.[2]"  So, although I am firmly entrenched in Team Cake, I will state now that if Boston Cream Pie takes the overall win, I will not be disappointed or upset.

Anyways, in Round 3, we have the following battles:

In Cake:  German Chocolate vs. Funfetti, and Wedding vs. Pineapple Upside-Down.

In Pie:  Pumpkin vs. Lemon Meringue, and Blueberry vs. Rhubarb.


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Cornmeal-Crusted Roasted Ratatouille Tart

Last night, to celebrate the arrival of my new food processor, I attempted Ellie Krieger's Cornmeal-Crusted Roasted Ratatouille Tart from her cookbook The Food You Crave.  I think it came out well, and the hubby really enjoyed it.  I liked it, but I didn't love it.  When I make it again, I think I need to spice it up a bit to give it some extra oomph.  But, it was good as was, and certainly fun to make!

Ingredients:

For the crust:
2/3 cup yellow cornmeal
1/3 cup whole-grain pastry flour or whole-wheat flour (I used whole-wheat flour)
1/4 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. unsalted butter
2 tbsp. canola oil (I used vegetable oil)
3 tbsp. water

For the filling:
2 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. olive oil (I ended up forgetting to use some oil at one point, whoops)
2 shallots, thinly sliced (about 1/3 cup) (I substituted a quarter of a large yellow onion here, finely chopped in the food processor - I might use more next time)
Cooking spray
1 small eggplant (about 1/2 pound), cut into 1/8-inch-thick rounds
1 small zucchini (about 1/2 pound), cut into 1/8-inch-thick-rounds
3 medium ripe tomatoes, thinly sliced
1/4 tsp. salt (totally forgot)
1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper (totally forgot)
3/4 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese (about 3 oz.) (I used more because cheese is delicious)
1/4 cup shredded fresh basil (I used 1/8 cup dried basil)
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan

Steps:

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

To make the crust, combine the cornmeal, flour, and salt in a food processor and pulse to incorporate.










Add the butter and oil and pulse about 20 times, until the mixture resembles small pebbles (it looked more like wet sand to me).










Add the water and pulse until the mixture forms a loose dough.










Remove the dough from the processor and press into the bottom and about 1/8 inch up the sider of a 9-inch tart pan with a detachable rim (I used a 9.5 inch glass pie plate and it worked out fine). 










Press aluminum foil into the bottom and up the sides of the pan on top of the dough.  Weigh it down with uncooked rice or pie weights.



Place the tart pan on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.  Remove the rice and foil and bake for another 5 minutes.  Remove from the oven and let cool. 

Increase the oven temperature to 400 degrees.

To prepare the filling, heat 1 tsp. of the oil in a small nonstick pan (doesn't have to be nonstick) over medium heat; cook the shallots (or onion if you're me), stirring, until softened, 5 to 6 minutes.

Coat two baking sheets with cooking spray.  Arrange the eggplant, zucchini, and tomato slices on the sheets in a single layer and brush with the remaining 2 tbsp. oil.  Sprinkle with salt and pepper, and roast the vegetables until soft but not browned, about 15 minutes.  Remove from the oven and let cool.

(I did this totally different.  I forgot to use the oil, salt, and pepper completely.  I also found I had way more veggies than could fit on just two baking sheets, so I did them in shifts; two sheets of eggplant, one sheet of zucchini, and then two of tomatoes.  I also found the cooking time to be WAY off.  It only took about 4-5 minutes for the veggies to reach the desired softness.  Maybe this is because the food processor sliced the veggies fairly thin?  See eggplant example below.)


Lower the oven temperature to 350 degrees.

Lay the eggplant slices on the bottom of the tart, overlapping them if necessary; cover with 1/4 cup of the mozzarella and some of the shredded basil.  Add the zucchini and shallots (onions), top with another 1/4 cup of the mozzarella and the remaining basil, then the tomatoes.

Top with the last 1/4 cup mozzarella (I added more after that until it "looked right" - I really like cheese) and the 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese.  Bake until the cheese is melted and the vegetables have further wilted, about 25-30 minutes.  Remove from the oven, let cool for 5 minutes, and cut into 8 slices. Serve warm

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Food Processor

When I visited Kim last month, I watched with great interest as she used her food processor to make a delicious pesto stuffing for a piece of pork she was making for dinner (OMG soo good, btw).  Now, I always knew about these mysterious items known as food processors, but I'd never really used one before.  But watching her slice and dice with such ease really piqued my interest, as I despise the work that goes into manually slicing and dicing for meals.

When I returned home, I broke out my mini-processor.  It only holds about one cup, so it's really, really tiny.  But I was determined to give it a shot.  So, I started using it basically whenever I needed to cut veggies.  And damn if it didn't make my life easier, even though I had to dump and refill that sucker like a billiondy times.

Now for Christmas, my brother and his wife gave us a generous gift card to Williams and Sonoma, which we had been waiting to use until we thought of something really good to use it for.  I'm sure you can see where this is going.  The hubby and I finally went yesterday and used it to purchase our very first food processor!

I just finished washing all the bits and pieces, and cannot wait to begin using it!  Yeah, I'm actually that excited about a food processor.  What of it. 


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Blessings and Books for Moms-to-be

So, babies seem to be on the brain and in the air lately.  Many of my friends are preggers, or trying,q1e3 or thinking of trying or just thinking of thinking.  Now, children is one of those things that people KNOW they will or wont have....there is rarely a wishy washy feeling when it comes to kids (and thank goodness for that, cuz if your thinking they might be fun to have around occassionally, then you should probably wait til those feelings go somewhere a little more concrete before diving into the role of parent)...anyway, having said that, i realize this post will only appeal to half of you (the half that know they will be having kids, or at least are interested in the idea). 
Im often asked, as a mom and an aspiring midwife and doula, about pregnancy and birth - and while i could honestly spend hours discussing both, i often start with a few simple suggestions for reading, outside of the mere What to Expect When.. of course...heres my list of must haves for moms-to-be...
Birthing from Within, Pam England
Hypnobirthing (A celebration of Life), Marie F. Mongan 
Now, understand these books lean toward the more natural side of pregnancy and childbirth!  This is important to note because not everyone will love what they have to say....BUT, i think they are important because they open women's eyes to a picture of childbirth outside of the preconceived norm most of us have, a picture that most of us didnt even know existed, or could be.  I would also like to state that i did not swallow 100% of what the authors had to sell, but i dont think any one book or philosophy would - we are all individuals with our own hopes and desires for our birthing experience (much like our wedding day, we all have an idea of how this is going to go, what we want and like, and no wedding book/magazine would get it all right.  Think of clippings you take from here, pictures from there, and add them all up together to make your perfect wedding picture- its the same for childbirth).  So i recommend taking the bits and peices you like, work them into your birth plan, and leave the rest.  For example, Hypnobirthing claims labor can be pain free...ok...but i did like their breathing and focusing techniques, as well as how they broke down the physical explantion of contractions.  There were even diagrams.  And once i understood the way my body was working, more than just "pushing the baby out" i was able to let the contractions come, because i understood the process behind them.  Finally, WARNING, some stuff in these books you might find shocking - facts and figures about childbirth that might seem scary...if you are a worrier, LEAVE THESE, skip them - although, you will find them in most books about childbirth, unfortunately, as they like to lay out the often frightening statistics.  We can all understand why, but a pregnant mommy does not need the added stress, savvy?
Now, if you liked these books and are interested in learning a bit more, taking it a bit further in the way of natural childbirth and all that (as i was), here are a few more titles to consider....
Ina May's Guide to Childbirth, Ina May Gaskin
The Birth Partner, Penny Simkin
Gentle Birth, Gentle Mothering, Sarah Buckley
The Thinking Womans Guide to a Better Birth, Henci Goer

I was like any other mom-to-be - wanting the best for my baby.  Afraid of labor.  Nervous about, well, the whole thing....and i had a picture in mind - the stereotypical Mom on the table, legs in stirrups, screaming bloody murder, smacking her husband, epidural, episiotomy, doctors, nurses, the whole shebang...i had no idea it could be peaceful, intimate and worth remembering.  The mom could be strong, in control, drug free and even happy.   If you have any question, please dont hesitate to ask, and ill answer as well as i can, and honestly as i can.  Happy Birthing Moms and many Blessings :)

~Kim

Portuguese Food Is Delicious

So tonight was a blast.  As previously mentioned, Ms. Industrious and I had a date planned to see her wedding dress for her second fitting, and also to grab some dinner at a Portuguese restaurant that she said was awesomesauce.

First of all, her dress is a-maz-ing.  Seriously.  It looks like it was made just for her, and it suits her personality to a T.  I couldn't stop squeeing the entire time we were there, and neither could she for that matter!  Sooo perfect, pretty, and elegant.  I wish I could say more, but of course I cannot.  Picard* is going to just keel over, stunned and speechless, when he sees her.  Hee hee hee I cannot wait! 

*I asked for Ms. Industrious' help in choosing a name for her fiancé, and she suggested Trekkie since he is a huge huge huge ST:TNG fan.  I really liked this, but something about it didn't have quite enough oomph.  And then it hit me - Picard.  His complete adoration for Captain Jean-Luc Picard has sealed his nickname fate.

Secondly, she treated me (because she is a doll, and also because she totally ninjaed the check the second it arrived) to a fantabulous meal at the Madeira Restaurant in East Providence, RI. 

Let me sum up my feelings about the food there in one word: NOM.  Now let me sum up the meal in a lot more words.  Because I love food, and a meal like this deserves detailed praise.

To start there was this awesome bread.  Now I know you're thinking, ho-hum it's just bread.  You'd think that, but no.  This bread was exceptional.  It was so light and fluffy, but with a very distinct bready flavor that you wouldn't confuse with any other bread.  I stuffed my face with like five slices before Ms. Industrious tactfully reminded me that we had more food coming, haha.

Then we had an appetizer of Chourico `a Bombeiro, which is flame grilled Portuguese sausage.  And they weren't kidding about the flame part.  The sausage literally arrived ON FIRE.  The flame was so huge that when they set it down in front of us and walked away, we stared at it and each other for a few moments wondering how to put the fire out and go about eating it.  Then Ms. Industrious became brave and stabbed it with a fork and knife, put it on her plate, and blew out the flame.  My hero!  Now I was a bit concernd that this sausage would be Kielbasa-esque - of which I am not a fan.  But no, it was nothing at all like Kielbasa.  It was salty and delicious with a mild kick to it.  I gobbled it up quickly, and then started longingly at Ms. Industrious' portion because I wanted to steal it from her.

For the main course, I had Escalopes no Forno, which is baked scallops in a light lemon and butter sauce topped with bread crumbs and served with rice, roasted potatoes, and seasonal vegetables.  Sounds pretty conventional, right?  WRONG!  The "light lemon and butter sauce" was really some kind of awesome semi-creamy, maybe tomatoey?, and uber garlicky sauce.  I nearly died and went to heaven.  I savored each bite, wiping up every last drop of that sauce with my potatoes.  I also tasted her swordfish dish, which came with pasta (I think it was linguine), littlenecks, and more of that delicious Chourico sausage.  OMG her swordfish was so tender it was ridonk, and the sauce here was also decadent and delicious.  Both meals were out of this world.

Can you tell I'm a food person yet?

Lastly, we split a slice of Chocolate Truffle Cake for dessert.  And guess what.  It was amazing, too.  Big surprise given the rest of the evening's food, I know.  My favorite part of the cake was that not only was the frosting or ganache or whatever delicious, and the truffley mousse delicious, but the very cake itself had strong flavor and was delicious as well.  Too often cakes are just a vehicle for frosting, with the cake itself either being dry or boring.  But not this cake.  Sooo good.

At the end of the meal, Ms. Industrious and I came to the conclusion that part of the reason we're such great friends and get along so well is our mutual love of good food.  We're the kind of people who take a bite, and if it surpasses our high standards, close our eyes and smile to ourselves in utter enjoyment.  Same kind of people who lean back after a good meal, eyes half-lidded and bodies ready for bed.  Food coma FTW.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Friday, March 19, 2010

Cake vs. Pie - Round 2

 
 
In Round 1, we had two conferences.
 
In pie, we had Apple vs. Grasshopper.  In cake, Birthday vs. Fruitcake.  The winners were unsurprising on both fronts, with both Apple Pie and Birthday Cake trouncing their respective competitions.
 
This Round, we have the following conferences - in cake, Angel Food vs. Pound, and Coffee vs. Bundt; in pie, Pecan vs. Banana Cream, and Peanut Butter vs. Boston Cream.  WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?!
 
Click below to cast your votes while you can! 
 
Cake vs. Pie - Round 2

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Cooking Endeavors and Plans with Ms. Industrious

So I attempted bolognese sauce for the first time last night, from a recipe I found in a cookbook by the awesome Ellie Krieger.  Most of her recipes have turned our splendidly so far, so I was hoping for the best.  However, this one was not so much bolognese sauce.  It's not that it was bad, per se, it just wasn't what it was advertised to be.  In my experience, bolognese sauce is a semi-creamy red meat sauce.  Apparently Ellie Krieger thinks bolognese sauce is some flavored meat and tomatoes tossed with pasta.  You see the incongruity.  Someone I know makes an excellent bolognese sauce *coughcoughKIM* and should give me some tips for next time.

In other news, I'm looking forward to tonight!  I'm going with Ms. Industrious to a dress fitting for her wedding gown!  Woohoo!  Girly time!  I can't wait to see the dress in person.  It's been a lot of fun hearing about all the planning and decision-making that's been going into planning her wedding.  I love this stuff, and I couldn't be more excited for them.  I've known the groom since high school, but have been super-close for about...7 or 8 years now?  Wow...has it really been that long already, or am I just terrible at math?  Anyways, I couldn't have chosen a better girl for him if I'd tried.  They are simply fantastic together.

Hmm...he needs a nickname, too.  I guess Mr. Industrious makes sense?  But that's too obvious.  This is too difficult.  I will have to think on it.

Anyway, all of this makes me reminisce about my own wedding.

I miss all the hoopla that comes with planning a wedding.  As stressful as it was, it was so totally worth every second of planning, every curse, every tear.  To have that one perfect, magical day marrying the person you love.  *sigh*  Memories...  Yeah, I'm a romantic sap, what of it?

Our Cake Topper

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Team Cake Forever


Clicky linky to cast your votes!


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Why Are Driver's License Photos Always So Terrible?

In my old license photo, B below, I looked like a 45-year-old librarian.  With weird squinty eyes.  Dowdy clothes.  And a terrible haircut.

(Not that all 45-year-old librarians aren't hotties - just my version happened to be atrocious)

Whenever I had to use that one as ID, people always would glance at the photo, glance at me, and then repeat this process several more times.  I mean, I guess it's a compliment that I don't look like I'm 16 years older than I am, but the constant scrutiny got really old.

So, when it came time to renew my license I thought, hey, let's take a new picture.  Great idea, right?

Now my frigging face takes up the entire frame, as seen in A below.  I look like I have an ENORMOUS head!  Ah, well.  I suppose any improvement is an improvement...or is it?

What do you think?





New Picture








Old Picture







~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Quick Dish, but with no fancy pictures

So, this is a great one dish meal....v. easy, w/not a lot of prep. I dont have my own comp. yet...and no way to upload pictures....so, the recipe and description will have to suffice.

Need
~ 4lbs. chicken breast trimmed and pounded thin
1 cub bread crumbs
8oz. chopped mushrooms (can use more if mushroom fan)
1 box low sodium Stove Top stuffing for chicken
1 cup white wine
half of 1 can cream of mushroom soup - low sodium (can also use cream of chicken or cream of celery)
1/2 stick melted butter (preferably unsalted, but no biggie if only have salted in house)
8 slices swiss cheese (can also use mozzarella)

Preheat oven to 325


Make sure chicken breasts are washed, trimmed and pounded, then split each breast in 2.  Coat with bread crumbs and lay flat along bottom of baking dish (pyrex or corning ware type).  Sprinkle one box of stove top over bottom layer of chicken using entire box.  Mix 1/2 can of soup, wine and melted butter together, then pour over stove top mixture.  Saute mushrooms til slightly browned and layer on top stove top mix.  Last cover with cheese on top and pop into the overn.  Bake for about 35-40min or until meat thermometer reads 160 and cheese is crisp on top.  Serve up with a salad or favorite veggie and done.  Easy, yummy chicken dinner to feed the whole family. :)

btw, i love how KT has been showing you pics along the way of her cooking endeavors, and apologize that i could not do the same.  (Guess youll just have to take my word that this both looks and tastes yum yum)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Hubby Said I Could and So I Did :)




































Look at the cute little owls!!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Skin Deep (no giggles please, this is mature subject matter, I MEAN, adult, ahem, serious, ok serious)

Ok, so a great website is Skin Deep (wait for it) Cosmetic Safety Database (aw shucks).  Ok, bust still a good website (I think you were thinking of the other way around).  You can enter any cosmetic product from shampoo to wrinkle cream, baby butt cream to sun screen and find out how safe it is to use.  Now I know what youre thinking, who cares?  But a few years back a handfull of popular make up brands, for example, had traces of lead YES lead in their lipstick.  Sunscreen we have all heard can carry carcinogens, and if youre trying to protect yourself from sun cancer, you dont want the crap you smear on yourself to be nearly as dangerous, right?  Especially when youre putting SPF 70 on your baby/child.  So it rates products on a scale from 0-10 (0, being perfectly safe - 10, being instat death, well, no not really, but just a step above pesticide and arsenic).  And if you find yours falls on the more lethal side, it offers better options and connects you directly to a site you can purchase the safer products from.  So, i really like this for screening all my baby stuff, and also for checking out a few essentials for myself (cough cough stretch mark remover, eye lift in a bottle, home bikini wax, lol, not really, I prefer au naturale), you get the idea.  So check it out sometime...feel good about your safer purchases and oh yeah, watch out, shopping safe is WAY expensive,(but SO worth it - meh).

~Kim

Btw, KT how do i post the link on our sidebar?  :) Man i am so tech savvy.

Aaaand Now I'm Manic and Dreaming Dreams

Well, maybe not full-blown manic, but manic enough.

It started yesterday, but was mild enough that I was like, well, maybe I'm just finally coming out of this depression and feeling better.  Wouldn't that be lovely!  And on such a beautiful day!  But the foot-tapping, leg-shaking, and doing a million tasks super quickly, were definite red alerts to the hubby and I that I might be swinging a little further up than I'd like.

Today, after a good night's sleep, I'm all:

1.  WHEE, I'M UP EARLY PLAY WITH ME
2.  WHY AREN'T WE DOING SOMETHING THIS VERY MINUTE...
3.  ...AND EVERY MINUTE THEREAFTER
4.  ENTERTAIN ME RIGHT NOW
5.  OOH LOOK SOMETHING SHINY I MUST PURCHASE IT IMMEDIATELY
6.  FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
7.  I'M BORED YET CAN'T SIT STILL OR PAY ATTENTION LONG ENOUGH TO ENJOY ANYTHING
8.  I'M IMPATIENT WHY AREN'T YOU KEEPING UP WITH ME

Good times.  Well, if it stays at this level I can deal as long as it doesn't last longer than a few days.  At least I'm feeling perky and upbeat.  But man, can NOT sit still, and REALLY want to buy myself presents.  MUST.  RESIST.  THE.  SHINY.

During my restful sleep last night, I dreamt last night that my consciousness went back to high school and usurped my old body.  I was back in some kind of high school play, but couldn't remember any of the steps.  But I really didn't care, because I was only a bit part, and was super excited to be back in high school.  I honestly couldn't wait to do it all over again only knowing what I know now.  I've had this dream before, and I really dig it.  The idea of having so much control over my own destiny is exhilarating.  I knew who I wanted to be friends with, who I wanted to date, and how to get through it all without cracking.  I was excited to not only make positive changes in my own life, but also to help facilitate them in the lives of people I care about.  It was awesomesauce.

But then, I'm one of those people who loves the idea of traveling back in time to one's old self only knowing everything one knows now.  I think that's why I just rented 17 Again.  Yeah, it's a fluffy flick, and stars Zac Efron, but I think I'm gonna enjoy it.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Corned Beef and Cabbage

Ingredients:

8 red potatoes
1 lb. of baby carrots
1 medium onion
3-5 cups water
3 diced garlic cloves
2 and a half bay leaves
1 (3 pound) corned beef brisket (with or without spice packet, as you prefer)
1 small head of cabbage

Step 1:  Peel and quarter 8 red potatoes.


















Step 2:  Place in bottom of large crockpot.










Step 3:  Add approximately 1 lb. of baby carrots to the crockpot.










Step 4:  Chop a medium onion into bite-size pieces and add to the crockpot.

Step 5:  Add 3 cups of water, 3 diced cloves of garlic, and 2 and a half bay leaves on top (I really don't need to add a picture of this, but I took one, so what the hell).  You can feel free to add the spice packet that comes with the corned beef - I chose not to because it included mustard seeds and the hubby is horribly allergic to them.  Plus, we both prefer a less-seasoned taste to our corned beef and cabbage.

Step 6:  Place the corned beef on top (I had to cut mine in half so it would fit).  Cover with another cup or so of water, so that the corned beef is about half-covered with liquid.  Cover the crockpot, and cook on low for approximately 2 and a half hours (total cook time will be approximately 8 hours).

Step 7:  At the 2 and a half hour mark, flip the corned beef over.  Do it again in another 3 hours, squishing things down a bit as you can.  The broth should be getting a more browny-brothy color at this point (like in the second picture below).

Step 8:  In another hour and 15 minutes, quarter a small cabbage, and squish it in there.  I had to scoop out some of the broth so things wouldn't overflow.  Turn the crockpot to high.  Another 30 minutes in, flip the cabbage over.  It should start looking less bright green (as in the second picture below).

Step 9:  Let the crockpot do its magic for another 30-45 minutes.

Step 10:  Take the meat out, trim the fat, and slice (totally forgot to snap a pic).  Serve with the veggies, and enjoy!  The hubby likes his without broth and without cabbage, and with butter mashed into the veggies.  I prefer mine with lots of broth, and I heart cabbage.  It was nom nom nom either way!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

The Pillow Book - a worth while watch for me

Disagree - i really enjoyed The Pillow Book...and not just because of Ewan McGregor's bits and bobs - I first saw the movie after a course in Eastern Modern Art and History...and i felt the movie truely captured the angst of some modern Japanese artists to break out of a stereotypical past while still paying homage to it - i thought this was captured both visually in the shots that resembled works of art itself, as well as the lead characters struggle with self/identity and finally making her own pillow book - a book originally by the court lady Shonagon - a book of musings, poetry, and thoughts, deeply personal and touching.  The plot line btw the Vivian Wu and McGregor is weak..but the larger message of exploring new territory in art and culture i found to ring true and contemporary.
I will conceed however, having come on the heals of a thouroughly captivating and rich course, i had a bit of background to go into the movie with - and was more impressed with what the movie tried to capture than any plot line. 

But i still love you Kt :)  sorry to respecfully disagree on this one :) 
~Kim

Two Quick Non-Spoilery Movie Reviews

Alice in Wonderland

Overall:  Worth seeing, but very disappointing (though this may have been due to my ludicrously high expectations).

Pros:
  • Helena Bonham Carter, Mia Wasikowska, Alan Rickman
  • Visual effects were stunning
  • I like 3D anything
  • The Tweedles
  • The nods to the animated Disney version (the flowers, the dragon-fly, the rocking-horse-fly)
Cons:
  • Johnny Depp (I know, he's usually amazing, but he just wasn't in this)
  • Story was sooooooo flat, boring, and predictable
  • Mashed together Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass without staying true to either
  • Unbelievable in the "real life" portions
  • Looked like the Mad Hatter and Alice were going to make out at one point - EEWWWW
The Pillow Book

Overall:  BORING.

Pros:
  • Fairly interesting concept for a story
  • Ewan McGregor's penis
  • Turning it off half-way through to play Boggle instead
Cons:
  • Slow and boring
  • Weird, hard to read, subtitles
  • Artsy-fartsy, but not in a good way
~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Monday, March 15, 2010

I heart Books (Dorky, but true)

Have you ever gotten your heart broken by a book?  You were rooting so hard for the heroine but she still turned left instead of right, you saw the disaster, she saw the disaster...but she went anyway, and it was all downhill, no redemption, no happy ending...what about the star crossed lovers?  The ones in every good story...the girl and boy better off apart, though aching to be together...what about the parent that has to let their child go....the man who just couldnt not, would not help himself and wound up alone....those stories that you invest so deeply in a character, put all your heart and hope into for a few hours, a few pages to be torn apart, let down...broken.  What about when a story you love is finally over?  Where will you go next?  How do you fill the hole in your day? in your heart?  And OH, what if another book in the series unexpectedly comes out, and on PAGE 1 you find out the characters you loved made poor choices, fell apart, when astray from the path YOU picked out for them?  I'll tell you what i do....throw the book, slam it down, pout, refuse to read more, read ANY FURTHER!!!  All over a book...a place where, for a short time, you lay your heart down between each word, each plot; a place where, when the book closes, your heart breaks just a bit.

~Kim

THIS IS TRUE


Click to embiggen.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

From the awesome webcomic, xkcd.

On Writing

So Kim's "August" post makes me want to post some of my own stuff, and some of the stuff we've written together.  But I think I shall wait a bit instead.  Let the creative juices flow, and maybe, just maybe, write something completely new!

I tend to only really write when I'm depressed, which I think is fairly common.  But I've never really tried to write when I'm not in a pit of despair.  I'm prone to trying to capture the bad moments with words, and not the good ones.  They say to "write what you know", and unfortunately what I know best isn't very cheerful.  For example, I think the last time I really wrote was when my father passed away - two years ago this coming May 15th.  I wrote one of the best pieces of poetry I have ever written - a beautiful sonnet, that I love, but BOY is it a downer.  I want to be able to write that expressively when I'm doing okay or even *gasp* happy!

Kim is actually the one who got me into writing sonnets - I've always been a fiction girl myself, although most of my best writing has been non-fiction commentary that I've written for school on topics like popular culture and feminism.  I love writing; I miss writing.  I always say this, and I always put off writing something new.  Which, again, is part of the reason I'm loving this blog so far.  It's inspiring me to write every single day.  I think that eventually I'll surprise myself with something super creative. 

Hey, maybe I'll surprise you, too.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

August

Ok, so i enjoy writing (clearly) and have decided to be brave and use this as a forum to test out some of my works...get a feel for putting myself and what I love out there, getting honest criticism and feedback, and just have the experience (good or bad) of being brave at something, (and it may sound lame but this feels pretty brave to me.) Apparently no quite so brave, however, because im going to start with some stuff that a few of you have already seen, and then work up to some new and longer pieces. I write the way i think, therefore, puunctuation will probably suck....you know, as well as grammar, But content, that's what im hoping will be well critiqued. 
This is short, and one i wrote a few years back...its relevant to who i am though, so i thought it might be useful not only as an example of my work but a bit about me as well...here we go...


(Exhales) "It feels like August." She rubs her forehead stiffly.

She gets restless at night, needs to be up and moving, but she couldn't possibly stay downstairs. There were three doors, countless windows, and all of them open. And, it was dark. Not the dark of a house at night but the dark breathiness that comes from outside – from those blasted, countless doors and windows flung open to the nights saturated wafts and breezes, bringing that night darkness seamlessly inward. The fragrance, the windswept chill, the glowing dimness; it was all too August for her - so she ran upstairs to the small back room and shut herself into the artificial darkness of the stuffy halogen lit space. This strange, cramped world, though maddening, was less emotive than the August freshness downstairs. "Damn" she spat, and shut the light.

 
 
 
~Kim

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Top 7 Ways to Celebrate Pi Day

1.  Memorize One Million Digits of Pi

2.  Do a Dance at Pi O'Clock













3.  Wear This Super Meta Pi Shirt (Hubby Owned and Approved)













4.  Bake a Pi Cake Because a Pi Pie is Too Obvious









5.  Put a Birthday Candle in the Pi Cake for Albert Einstein Because he was a Cool Dude

6.  Watch the Movie Pi, Even Though (or Perhaps Because) it's Creepy and Disturbing as Hell

7.  Watch Random Pi-Related Music Videos on YouTube

The one below is "...a violin solo composed by Steven Rochen, based on the numbers of Pi to 220 decimal places.  Numbers were converted to notes: 0 = rest, 1=A, 2=A#... (10, 11, 12 as found in the sequence were treated as one note)."  It's quite eerie.



Even Google is celebrating!

~ Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Person of the Moment

If you happen to have a significant other, do you have a List?  The List of celebrities you're allowed to have sex with should the unlikely opportunity present itself?  Like from that one Friends episode in which Ross can't get it on with Isabella Rossellini because he eliminated her from his List.  You know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, the hubby and I don't have a List, persay, but rather a Man/Woman of the Moment.  The one person you are allowed to make lascivious comments about and not get in trouble.  There are a few rules, of course. 

1.  We are each allowed to have one "permanent" Person of the Moment - that single celebrity one lusts after no matter how much one's tastes may change over time.  The single celebrity we each (half)joke that we'd leave one another for.

In his case, it's Eliza Dushku.  Although, he always insists he should have picked Kristen Bell instead.  But I think that may solely be based upon the Gold Bikini incident.


In my case, it's the 10th Doctor Who, the Scotsman who embodies geek chic, David Tennant.


Now, being as I also dig the ladies, I am allowed to have a permanent here as well.  But, with all the plastic surgery and scary skinny binges that female celebrities do nowadays, I find it difficult to have any one be particularly permanent (old favorites being Rose McGowan and Angelina Jolie, who look like totally different people to me now). 

2.  Whomever we each pick as our Man/Woman of the Moment, has to last for an extended period of time.  No changing willy-nilly just so one has the option of lewd comments whenever one feels like it.  Like, I can't choose Celebrity A as my Man of the Moment, and then watch a TV show 5 minutes later and try and switch my choice to Celebrity B.  Not cool.

3.  The comments can't be too graphic in nature as regards to sexual acts.  One can say, "Man, she has great tits!" but not expand upon that comment as to what one would like to do with said breasts.

That all being said, the hubby's WOTM is Felicia Day, because she's an adorable, geeky redhead.  Who he met in person.  And got a kiss on the cheek from.  *ahem*


In case yall are curious, my MOTM is the awesome-accent having, manly man with an air of stoicism, Sam Worthington.  And my WOTM is the lanky, raven-haired, and a little on the young side, Kristen Stewart.


So there you have it, our respective POTM, both permanent and not.  Make what judgments you will, hehe. 

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Didn't originally intend for this post to be so image-heavy, but eh, they're all pretty people so who really cares!