Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sadness

So, with the computer broken and lack of options available, i've kinda been missing from the blog scene.  I hope this will be resolved soon -
~Kim

Thursday, April 1, 2010

PAX East!

Last Friday, the hubby, DB, Huggy (my friend who is known for his hug-giving prowess, and enjoyment of same), and I trekked into the city to attend PAX East.  A fun time was had by all.  The End.

I should probably elaborate.

First, the hubby, Huggy, and I went to The Pour House for lunch, which is this super awesome, low-key, bar and grill with really great bar food and a fun "brick walls with graffiti on them" type atmosphere.  The hubby had been telling me about this place for years, but I'd never been.  Highlight of the meal definitely had to be the wings appetizer - it consisted of four different flavors of wings: teriyaki, jerk, Thai, and buffalo.  Sooo good.  I was all about the teriyaki style, and didn't leave many behind.  I think I allowed the hubby and Huggy one or two each (to be fair, I didn't really eat many of the other flavors).

After our bellies were nice and full, we went to the Hynes Convention Center, badges in hand, and met up with DB for a rousing game of Waiting On Line For Things To Happen.  Highlight of the Line Game...I would vote the girl in the slutty Pikachu costume.

Side note: I just tried to Google a pic of the Pikachu girl, and instead came up with this BRILLIANT Craigslist posting:

You were sexy pikachu at PAX - m4w - 25 (Hynes)

At PAX East, you were dressed like a sexy pikachu, with a yellow skirt, ears, and painted cheeks. I was one of the thousands of male attendees. You shot me a glance once when we crossed paths. Let me know if you want to go get coffee or something sometime.

Hahaha, amazing.  Anyways.

Then The Awesome Foursome (see what I did there?  I made it sorta kinda rhyme because that's how I roll) grabbed balcony seats for Wil Wheaton's keynote address.  Highlight of the speech?  ALL OF IT.  It was nerdy as all anything and chock-full of geeky references.  It made me feel proud to be as nerdy as I am, and with an entire huge room filled with people all feeling the same exact way, I really got the warm and fuzzies during the speech.  Wil is definitely a Geek God.  Below please find an adorable pic of the hubby and I waiting for the speech to begin, along with a fun shot of the main theater.


Next up was a Q&A with the guys from Penny Arcade, but we opted to head out to the floor to see what games were being shown.  And boy, there was everything you could think of.  From indie board games, to Magic cards, to PC and console games galore, it was nerdgasmic.  We didn't stay on the main floor of it too long, though, as it was really crowded and we didn't really feel the need to wait on line to test any of the video games.  However, the hubby and I did manage to get talked into buying a new indie board game to add to our ever-growing collection.  After a long talk with a board game geek (or two or three) at one of the booths, we walked away with Dungeon Lords.  And so far, we love the game.  From their website:

Dungeon Lords is a game for 2 to 4 aspiring Dungeon Lords. You get to dig tunnels, mine gold, hire monsters, create traps and care about all the things a proper dungeon needs.  It is not easy, as the competition for resources is stiff and sometimes you have to get a bit evil to get what you want – and the more evil you get, the stronger the adventurers your dungeon attracts.

It's got some very tongue-in-cheek humor to it.  If you know anything about indie board games, it's got a worker placement phase similar to Agricola, followed by a puzzle phase in which you utilize what damage you have available as best you can against the adventurers.  Score are based upon victory points received for adventurers captured, dungeon rooms constructed, and titles earned.  Good times.  Definitely the highlight of the floor...although, the Magic card photo is a close, close second - see picture below for instant hilarity.


Har har har!  You can tell by our expressions that we are terrified of the dreaded Eldrazi Death Hug!

Around this time we also got on line to meet MC Frontalot and snag his new CD.  He is teh awesome, and I wish I had gotten up the courage to ask for a picture with him.  But alas, I am stupid and bashful around even semi-famous people that I admire.  So DB snagged a pic of the hubby's head and MC Frontalot for me, since I was a total chicken.  Alas, we did not get to see him in concert that night because:

1.  The music was ridiculously too loud and we all had terrible headaches from watching one of the other bands.
2.  When 12:30am rolled around and he still wasn't on stage, we were all becoming really frustrated.
3.  And said headache turned into a migraine for the hubby, and he had work early the next day so I was a good wife and took him home.
4.  Sadness.  I know this doesn't really belong in this list, but I felt it nonetheless, so here it is.


So you know how I said I get all bashful and retarded around famous people I like?  Well, it's not just famous people that I get stupid around.  Honestly, it could be around anybody, for any particular reason.  I'm just wired that way.  I blush easily, trip over my own words (and feet) easily, and squee and grin like an idiot when happy.  I even clap my hands like a little kid.  Yeah.  Did I mention I'm a Dorkopotamus?  Because I really, really am.

Case in point - DB does not like physical contact.  It's kind of thing with him.  It's super fun to tease him about, because he'll flinch and whine like a puppy if you even come close to poking him, let alone doing something as drastic as hugging him.  Therefore, it's kind of a not-so-secret goal of mine to hug him.  So far, I've hugged him a total of three times.  Now that may not seem like a lot, but it really is.  The first was during a really rough time for me, he was sweet and offered me a hug to comfort me (because secretly he's not actually a DB, but don't tell him I told you).  The second time, I surprise-hugged him as punishment for him belching in my face.  It was a fair punishment.

Now the third time, happened at PAX East.  We were all being indecisive about what to do next on our magical mystery tour of PAX, and he said to me, point-blank, "If you make a decision, I'll let you hug me."  Bam, I made a decision before the words were even completely out of his mouth.  He tried to renege on the deal and I was like, oh no, screw that.  So I hugged him, and he half-heartedly hugged me back, and I got giddy and stupid and blushed and made a fool out of myself.  And now, he teases me about it mercilessly.  Sigh.  Just imagine how retarded I was in middle school/high school/college around boys I actually had crushes upon?  Oh, it was bad.  Just ask Kim - she'll be more than happy to tell you my "carried a watermelon" story (ala Dirty Dancing).
 
Long story short, I don't hide my emotions very well when I'm happy. 
 
Okay, back on track.  My favoritest part of the day had to be getting to "rent out" indie board games from a room filled with them, like a board game library.  It was a nerd's wet dream.  Just drop off some ID, grab a game, and then head to another room where tables and chairs were all set up for you to play.  We tried out two that day: Dominion and Power Grid.  Both were totally different and totally awesomesauce, and we now need to own and play regularly.  I really like board games.
 
From their website, in Dominion:
 
You are a monarch, like your parents before you, a ruler of a small pleasant kingdom of rivers and evergreens.  Unlike your parents, however, you have hopes and dreams! You want a bigger and more pleasant kingdom, with more rivers and a wider variety of trees.  You want a Dominion!
 
It's a card management game not totally unlike Magic, only it's a strict set of cards that all the players are building up their decks from during the game.  Each round you play cards to get cards, with the end goal being to buy up the cards that are worth victory points at the end of the game.  I was surprised at how much fun I had playing it - I really liked that there are multiple strategies.  Like DB and I played completely differently with completely different cards in our decks, and yet there was only a one-point difference between our scores at the end of the game.
 
From their website, in Power Grid:
 
The object of Power Grid is to supply the most cities with power when someone’s network gains a predetermined size.  In this new edition, players mark pre-existing routes between cities for connection, and then vie against other players to purchase the powerplants that you use to supply the power.  However, as plants are purchased, newer more efficient plants become available so you’re potentially allowing others to access to superior equipment merely by purchasing at all.  Additionally, players must acquire the raw materials, like coal, oil, garbage, or uranium, to power said plants(except for the highly valuable ’renewable energy’ wind/solar plants), making it a constant struggle to upgrade your plants for maximum efficiency while still retaining enough wealth to quickly expand your network to get the cheapest routes.
 
Their description makes it sound really boring, but in reality it's quite fun.  I don't know how else to describe it, as it's unlike any of the other games I've previously played.  You want to most cities (to gain money and eventually win), powered by the most efficient plants (that you acquire through bidding), with the easiest to get resources needed to power the plants (that you acquire with money).  It's a lot of resource and money management, but not tedious at all.  I didn't enjoy it as much as I did Dominion, but I think it's one that needs to be played a few times before you really get the hang of it.
 
And there you have it.  My experience at PAX East.  I wish I'd been up for going on Saturday as well, but I was so so so tired.  That day, in addition to trying more board games and actually making it to the concert, the hubby and Huggy played Dungeons & Dragons, led by an experienced DM from Wizards of the Coast.  I'm really sad I missed out on that, but there's always next year!  I already can't wait.
 
~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

P.S. - I also saw an Axe Cop cosplay!!!!!!!!  Axe Cop is this amazing webcomic that's written by a very imaginative 5-year-old and drawn by his 29-year-old artist brother.  You should go and check it out because it is the greatest.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Cake vs. Pie - Down To The Sweet Sixteen (Pun Intended)



Sorry I've been a bit lax the past few days - been super, super busy!  Here's the latest scoop:

The Cake Conference saw Carrot triumphing over Black Forest, and Ice Cream beating the crap out of Spice.

In the Pie Conference, it was an incredibly close race between Cherry and French Silk, with French Silk just taking the win by a few votes.  Also, Cheesecake dominated over Brown Sugar (mostly because Cheesecake IS A CAKE, AND CAKE > PIE).

This round we now have Birthday Cake vs. Pound Cake, and Apple Pie vs. Pecan Pie.  While I believe Birthday is just going to walk all over Pound, I'm not quite sure who will come out on top among the pies.

Cast your votes!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Getting Shit Done And Gearing Up For PAX East

I am in such a haze today.  Lack of sleep will do that to you.  However, it's such a gorgeous day out that I can't help but be in a good mood, regardless of how little sleep I got last night.  I have the sliding door that leads to the porch wide open - it's so great to get some fresh air in here.  Maybe I'll bring a blanket and go sit out on the porch with a book a little later.  That actually sounds kind of awesome.

It's been a busy day so far! 
  • Trying to figure out the best health insurance for our buck (I needs my cray-cray pills!)
  • Switching to a new cable provider and upgrading to HD (finally - we've had an HDTV for like a year and a half already) and saying hello to HV-DVR and goodbye to Tivo (awww, no more boop-boops)
  • Getting the POS car in to the shop for repairs, inspection, oil change and whatnot...figuring out how to get it back while the hubby's at work (they were supposed to call me at 12:00pm - it's 2:00pm now!)
It may not seem like a lot, but all the waiting around and being unable to leave the house to do things is kinda driving me up the wall.  I have a few other errands I'd like to run, but I can't because I am still car-less.  Boo!


Ah, well.  At least tomorrow and this weekend will be super fun.  It's time for PAX East in Boston!  Woo!  From their FAQs, PAX East is:

...a three-day game festival for tabletop, videogame, and PC gamers.  We call it a festival because in addition to dedicated tournaments and freeplay areas we've got nerdcore concerts, panel discussions, and an exhibitor hall filled with booths displaying the latest from top game publishers and developers.  Even with all this amazing content the best part of PAX East is hanging out with other people who know their shit when it comes to games.

Awesomesauce.  Say it again with me.  Awe-some-sauce.

In addition to all the cool panels and games and swag, I am very excited to see the amazing Wil Wheaton (yes, that Wil Wheaton - Mr. Wesley Crusher of ST:TNG fame, among other things) deliver the keynote speech.  You may not know this, but he's actually an amazing writer with a great blog and a number of books under his belt, along with being a great speaker as well. 

I also can't wait for the nerdcore concerts!!  What is nerdcore??  I'm glad you asked!  From Wikipedia, nerdcore hip-hop is:

...is a sub-genre of hip hop music characterized by themes and subject matter considered to be of general interest to nerds, though it can appeal to others as well. Self-described nerdcore musician MC Frontalot coined the term in 2000 in the song "Nerdcore Hiphop". Frontalot, like most nerdcore artists, self-publishes his work and has released much of it for free online. As a niche genre, nerdcore generally holds to the DIY ethic, and has a history of self-publishing and self-production.[1]

Though nerdcore rappers rhyme about anything from politics to science fiction, there are some perennial favorites in nerdcore subject matter, including Star Wars, science, fantasy and computers.

Basically, it's some of the best shit ever.  Seriously.  If you are at all nerdy, and like hip-hop even a little bit, you will like it.  I mean, how can you not?  One of the most well known nerdcore rappers is MC Frontalot, who is incredibly talented.  His lyrics are incredibly clever, often funny, and always nerdy.  He has a really unique voice, and unique style to his rapping - he raps a bit slower in pace to many other rappers, and his flow is always changing along with the lyrics.

In fact, he has a very apropos song entitled "I Hate Your Blog".  Here are the lyrics.



Fantastic!  Tee hee.  Other awesome nerdcore rappers include MC Lars (one of the more popular nerdcore rappers), ytcracker (probably the best technical rapper of my favorites), and k.flay (an awesome chick rapper!).  I'll have to make another post one day that expands on these guys, because really, they're all so much fun to listen and rock out to that it would be crime not to get their music out there to more people.  Someone remind me to do this later.

In conclusion, huzzah for being a nerd and doing nerdy fun things!!

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Jezebel and I Are Friends

Yesterday, Amanda Hess of Jezebel.com wrote Women’s Health Marketing Embraces Misogyny In The Name Of “Awareness”.  In this article, Hess makes exactly the sames points, only far more eloquently, as I do in my post Cervical Cancer Sure Does Smell Pretty...Wait, WTF?.

Great minds...

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Cake vs. Pie - Round 5



No surprises from last round - the chips fell as predicted, with Red Velvet's trimpuh over Coconut, and Key Lime kicking the crap out of Sweet Potato.  Boring!  Hopefully this next round will be more interesting.

In the Cake Conference, we now have Carrot going up against Black Forest.

In the Pie Conference, we have Cherry taking on French Silk.

Hmmm, some interesting choices here.  I'm honestly not sure how these are going to play out. 


~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Update:  Cherry and French silk are neck-and-neck with only a 96 vote difference between them!!  Your votes DO count!!  Yes, I get excited by the little things in life.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dakota Skye - An Enjoyable Indie Flick



Lately I've been poring through Netflix searching for random movies to add to my Watch Instantly Queue, mostly searching for fun indie flicks and science fiction "B" movies.  Earlier this week I came across "Dakota Skye", which Netflix describes as follows:

Superpowers rarely come without a price, and for 17-year-old Dakota Skye (Eileen Boylan), the price is cynicism that stems from spotting the truth in every lie.  Disengaged, she watches life go by from the sidelines … until she meets the unfailingly honest Jonah (Ian Nelson).  Problem is, Jonah is her beau's best friend -- which leaves Dakota navigating the treacherous waters between friendship and romance in this well-crafted indie drama.

Sounds intriguing, right?  I was expecting it to be a bit fluffy, but it really wasn't.  It was quite serious, and quite good.  Since I didn't really have any cons about the movie, here are some of my non-spoilery pros:

1.  Good acting - could have gone either way given the actors are all playing high-school to college-aged kids, but they all play immature well without actually being immature
2.  Along these lines, the characters are all likeable, even when being annoying - it's easy to remember being that age and making stupid choices, so you end up identifying with them without even meaning to
3.  Cute story - although mostly predictable, there are one or two times where it can go either way on a plot line, which keeps things interesting even though you know how the movie is going to end
4.  The characters pose a few thought-provoking questions to one another that get you thinking outside of the movie
5.  The way in which they show Dakota's superpower throughout the movie is well done

The hubby also approved - as it turned it, it was a total date movie and perfect for the two of us.

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)