Saturday, March 13, 2010

Person of the Moment

If you happen to have a significant other, do you have a List?  The List of celebrities you're allowed to have sex with should the unlikely opportunity present itself?  Like from that one Friends episode in which Ross can't get it on with Isabella Rossellini because he eliminated her from his List.  You know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, the hubby and I don't have a List, persay, but rather a Man/Woman of the Moment.  The one person you are allowed to make lascivious comments about and not get in trouble.  There are a few rules, of course. 

1.  We are each allowed to have one "permanent" Person of the Moment - that single celebrity one lusts after no matter how much one's tastes may change over time.  The single celebrity we each (half)joke that we'd leave one another for.

In his case, it's Eliza Dushku.  Although, he always insists he should have picked Kristen Bell instead.  But I think that may solely be based upon the Gold Bikini incident.


In my case, it's the 10th Doctor Who, the Scotsman who embodies geek chic, David Tennant.


Now, being as I also dig the ladies, I am allowed to have a permanent here as well.  But, with all the plastic surgery and scary skinny binges that female celebrities do nowadays, I find it difficult to have any one be particularly permanent (old favorites being Rose McGowan and Angelina Jolie, who look like totally different people to me now). 

2.  Whomever we each pick as our Man/Woman of the Moment, has to last for an extended period of time.  No changing willy-nilly just so one has the option of lewd comments whenever one feels like it.  Like, I can't choose Celebrity A as my Man of the Moment, and then watch a TV show 5 minutes later and try and switch my choice to Celebrity B.  Not cool.

3.  The comments can't be too graphic in nature as regards to sexual acts.  One can say, "Man, she has great tits!" but not expand upon that comment as to what one would like to do with said breasts.

That all being said, the hubby's WOTM is Felicia Day, because she's an adorable, geeky redhead.  Who he met in person.  And got a kiss on the cheek from.  *ahem*


In case yall are curious, my MOTM is the awesome-accent having, manly man with an air of stoicism, Sam Worthington.  And my WOTM is the lanky, raven-haired, and a little on the young side, Kristen Stewart.


So there you have it, our respective POTM, both permanent and not.  Make what judgments you will, hehe. 

~Dorkopotamus (aka Katy)

Didn't originally intend for this post to be so image-heavy, but eh, they're all pretty people so who really cares!

2 comments:

  1. So i do have a list...its a little different...its like...when i see this person i will jump you immediately because they just get me so hot and bothered its all about right now...its a little bit embarassing the people on the list, but the libido wants what the libido wants....i also get kinda giggly and blushy - this is a v. small list, and changes rather infrequently...due to its high level of mockery i will only list one
    Mr. Edward Norton (Cough, Keanu Reeves too) there are one or two others but lets leave a little mystery shall we
    I also have a few boyfriends...these are people im just overly enthusiastic about and am convinced would be my boyfriend if we actually new each other...an equally embarassing list, but what can i say...
    Boyfriends include: Peyton Manning and Craig Ferguson

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